Road, sand, dirt, mud, nothing will resist the Surly Moonlander Fat Tires Bike (2,350). If the Hummer was a bike, it would probably look like the Surly Moonlander. The black with metal goodness flakes frame sits on 100mm wide Clownshoe rims that had to be pierced with holes to cut down the weight. A non-holy Clownshoe is also available for the budget-minded. The wheels are covered by Big Fat Larry 26×4.7 tires for ultimate traction and a mean, mean look.